Saturday, 13 April 2013

Korean Alphabet (Hangeul)

Most English speakers think Korean has thousands of characters, like Chinese, but it actually has a very simple and logical alphabet, which you can learn in a few minutes. The alphabet was invented in 1443 during the reign of the Great King Sejong. There are 14 basic consonants and 10 basic vowels. Letters that have similar sounds also have similar shapes, so it is easy to learn.
Korean alphabet
You can hear how the letters are pronounced on other web sites, such as indiana.edu/~koreanrs/hangul.html.
The letters are grouped into syllable blocks containing an initial consonant (which may be silent or double), one or two vowels (below or to the right), and sometimes a final consonant (below).
Now, can you "decode" these words?
Try to write your name in Korean. You can look up your name in Korean on other websites, such as chinese-tools.com/names/korean.
You can find a lot more Korean on the web. Even if you are like me and don't know any Korean words, you can have still have fun "decoding" some words in a Korean text, such as words borrowed from English, the names of famous people, place names, and product brand names.

Gibberish

Gibberish

What is Gibberish?

The gibberish (nonsense text) presented here is generated by a very simple computer program. Given some sample text, say Shakespeare, as input, the computer generates output which is random, but which has the same statistical distribution of characters or combinations of characters. (A character may be a letter, a digit, a space, a punctuation mark, etc.)
In level 1 gibberish, the output has the same distribution of single characters as the input. For example, the probability of seeing a character like "e" or "z" or "." will be approximately the same in the output as in the input. In level 2 gibberish, the output has the same distribution of character pairs as the input. For example, the probability of seeing a pair like "th" or "te" or "t." will be approximately the same in the output as in the input. In general, in level n gibberish, the output has the same distribution of groups of n characters (n-tuples) as the input. (The algorithm is a letter-based Markov text generator. Level n gibberish is a Markov chain of order n-1.)
It is amazing how well this simple algorithm works, even for very low level numbers. For example, at level 2, you can easily recognize different languages. At level 3 you can recognize the styles of different authors.
For even more fun, the gibberish generator can easily blend two different languages or two different authors. If the input is simply the text from author A followed by the text from author B, the output will be a smooth blend of the two.
To generate your own gibberish, go to Gibberish Generator.
To see some samples, go to Gibberish Samples.
A final thought: Is the human brain simply a level 100 gibberish generator?
References: Program named Mark V. Shaney (pun on Markov Chain) by Bruce Ellis, Rob Pike, and Don P. Mitchell, publicized in the June, 1989, Scientific American "Computer Recreations" column titled "A potpourri of programmed prose and prosody" by A. K. Dewdney.

Portmanteau Words

Portmanteau words are words made from two or more other words. I wrote a program to generate some portmanteau words using a thesaurus (WordNet). The program looked for words with related meanings and overlapping spellings. Here are some of the better ones that it found.

acknowledgmention = acknowledgment + mention
acquaintroduce = acquaint + introduce
admirespect = admire + respect
adolescentertainer = adolescent + entertainer
adornament = adorn + ornament
adornamentation = adorn + ornamentation
alonely = alone + lonely
ambushwhack = ambush + bushwhack
amusementertainment = amusement + entertainment
angleaning = angle + leaning
animale = animal + male
antediluviantiquated = antediluvian + antiquated
applaudits = applaud + plaudits
applemon = apple + lemon
arcticy = arctic + icy
artistudio = artist + studio
atomicroscopic = atomic + microscopic
babblecture = babble + lecture
backsiderriere = backside + derriere
badvantage = bad + advantage
ballyhoopla = ballyhoo + hoopla
bankrupture = bankrupt + rupture
barbariangry = barbarian + angry
beginaugurate = begin + inaugurate
beginitiate = begin + initiate
behindquarters = behind + hindquarters
belowgrounderground = belowground + underground
bespokengaged = bespoken + engaged
bewitcharm = bewitch + charm
blastrafe = blast + strafe
blastrike = blast + strike
blurbanize = blur + urbanize
boomerangle = boomerang + angle
braintelligence = brain + intelligence
brandishow = brandish + show
breezephyr = breeze + zephyr
brouhahangover = brouhaha + hangover
brushrub = brush + shrub
buckettle = bucket + kettle
bugabooger = bugaboo + booger
bugaboogeyman = bugaboo + boogeyman
bureauthority = bureau + authority
burnishine = burnish + shine
bushrub = bush + shrub
bustop = bus + stop
cameradar = camera + radar
carefreewheeling = carefree + freewheeling
caterpillarva = caterpillar + larva
chamberpotty = chamberpot + potty
chitchatter = chitchat + chatter
chooselect = choose + select
churchapel = church + chapel
clapplaud = clap + applaud
clapplause = clap + applause
clashowdown = clash + showdown
classociation = class + association
combattle = combat + battle
cometeor = comet + meteor
commention = comment + mention
congestrangle = congest + strangle
convictim = convict + victim
coquetteaser = coquette + teaser
correctify = correct + rectify
corrosivenomous = corrosive + venomous
coverlap = cover + overlap
craftrade = craft + trade
crashipwreck = crash + shipwreck
crisscrossbreed = crisscross + crossbreed
crunchug = crunch + hug
cryell = cry + yell
culturefinement = culture + refinement
curemedy = cure + remedy
curveer = curve + veer
dadaddy = dada + daddy
daemonster = daemon + monster
demonster = demon + monster
denudespoil = denude + despoil
depicture = depict + picture
derrierear = derriere + rear
desirequire = desire + require
digestomach = digest + stomach
discipleader = disciple + leader
disciplearner = disciple + learner
disguisemblance = disguise + semblance
doublengthen = double + lengthen
dreambition = dream + ambition
drumble = drum + rumble
duetwosome = duet + twosome
dyellow = dye + yellow
eggheadventurer = egghead + adventurer
empiregion = empire + region
enchantmenthrallment = enchantment + enthrallment
enjoymentertainment = enjoyment + entertainment
enjoymenthusiasm = enjoyment + enthusiasm
erodecay = erode + decay
erupture = erupt + rupture
establishmenterprise = establishment + enterprise
evile = evil + vile
explainterpret = explain + interpret
explodestroy = explode + destroy
fablegend = fable + legend
fabricloth = fabric + cloth
faitheory = faith + theory
fellad = fella + lad
felladdie = fella + laddie
femaleader = female + leader
figureckon = figure + reckon
filmovie = film + movie
firstart = first + start
flapel = flap + lapel
flashowy = flash + showy
formerstwhile = former + erstwhile
friskylark = frisk + skylark
fryoungster = fry + youngster
fundertaking = fun + undertaking
gaincrease = gain + increase
gamerrymaking = game + merrymaking
geniuser = genius + user
gentlemankind = gentleman + mankind
ghostagger = ghost + stagger
glidescend = glide + descend
glimpsee = glimpse + see
globearth = globe + earth
gobbleat = gobble + eat
godeity = god + deity
gooze = goo + ooze
governmenterprise = government + enterprise
grapear = grape + pear
grouchurl = grouch + churl
gyrateeter = gyrate + teeter
gyrevolve = gyre + revolve
haterrorist = hater + terrorist
hattire = hat + attire
hauncheek = haunch + cheek
headministrator = head + administrator
headversary = head + adversary
heavenlightenment = heaven + enlightenment
heistickup = heist + stickup
hiddenigma = hidden + enigma
hintimate = hint + intimate
holeak = hole + leak
homicideath = homicide + death
honestraight = honest + straight
hoodlummox = hoodlum + lummox
hoodlump = hoodlum + lump
humorality = humor + morality
humoriginality = humor + originality
imbibeverage = imbibe + beverage
initialpha = initial + alpha
invitempt = invite + tempt
itchafe = itch + chafe
jobusiness = job + business
joinfiltrate = join + infiltrate
joustruggle = joust + struggle
jumblend = jumble + blend
jumpstartle = jumpstart + startle
keistern = keister + stern
kingdomain = kingdom + domain
laborganization = labor + organization
lastop = last + stop
leadvantage = lead + advantage
lecturebuke = lecture + rebuke
legerdemaincantation = legerdemain + incantation
leisurest = leisure + rest
licencertify = licence + certify
lifeeling = life + feeling
lifestival = life + festival
literatureading = literature + reading
lollipopsicle = lollipop + popsicle
longhandwriting = longhand + handwriting
loreligion = lore + religion
lovenjoy = love + enjoy
madame = madam + dame
madmaniac = madman + maniac
magazinewspaper = magazine + newspaper
maleader = male + leader
mamammy = mama + mammy
manimal = man + animal
masqueradeceive = masquerade + deceive
mateammate = mate + teammate
metalloy = metal + alloy
minfinitesimal = min + infinitesimal
monoclens = monocle + lens
moocheap = mooch + cheap
moochintzy = mooch + chintzy
moverturn = move + overturn
murderase = murder + erase
murmurmuring = murmur + murmuring
narratell = narrate + tell
nativeteran = native + veteran
natureligion = nature + religion
naturesponsibility = nature + responsibility
needemand = need + demand
needesire = need + desire
newsflashy = newsflash + flashy
newspaperiodical = newspaper + periodical
noisensation = noise + sensation
officenter = office + center
ogleer = ogle + leer
opinionotion = opinion + notion
originception = origin + inception
originitiation = origin + initiation
outcastaway = outcast + castaway
outrageousurious = outrageous + usurious
overturnover = overturn + turnover
painfliction = pain + infliction
painjury = pain + injury
pastimerrymaking = pastime + merrymaking
penclosure = pen + enclosure
persecutormentor = persecutor + tormentor
picturead = picture + read
picturealize = picture + realize
pictureflection = picture + reflection
picturender = picture + render
playpenitentiary = playpen + penitentiary
pleasurejoicing = pleasure + rejoicing
pleasurevel = pleasure + revel
pointent = point + intent
polarctic = polar + arctic
polishine = polish + shine
potatomato = potato + tomato
pushove = push + shove
pushuffle = push + shuffle
pushunt = push + shunt
quartetrad = quartet + tetrad
quicksilverratic = quicksilver + erratic
rascallywag = rascal + scallywag
recitell = recite + tell
renegadeserter = renegade + deserter
repelbow = repel + elbow
reposerenity = repose + serenity
republicandidate = republican + candidate
restop = rest + stop
riffleaf = riffle + leaf
ripenhance = ripen + enhance
rotateeter = rotate + teeter
ruffleaf = ruffle + leaf
rumpleat = rumple + pleat
runravel = run + unravel
saintellectual = saint + intellectual
salvolley = salvo + volley
schoolmaterror = schoolmate + terror
schnozzle = schnoz + nozzle
scorchar = scorch + char
scramblend = scramble + blend
scratchafe = scratch + chafe
screenigma = screen + enigma
sensensibility = sense + sensibility
sexhibition = sex + exhibition
shackleash = shackle + leash
shamelancholy = shame + melancholy
shortcutoff = shortcut + cutoff
shoutcry = shout + outcry
sirenchantress = siren + enchantress
sketcharcoal = sketch + charcoal
smallowly = small + lowly
smilingrinning = smiling + grinning
smittenamored = smitten + enamored
spareserve = spare + reserve
spearrow = spear + arrow
spheregion = sphere + region
spouseeker = spouse + seeker
spurging = spur + urging
squarectangle = square + rectangle
stigmark = stigma + mark
stoperation = stop + operation
storecord = store + record
stoven = stove + oven
studentertainer = student + entertainer
stupidiot = stupid + idiot
survivorganism = survivor + organism
swellspring = swell + wellspring
swerveer = swerve + veer
switchange = switch + change
takeep = take + keep
talentertainer = talent + entertainer
tattletaleteller = tattletale + taleteller
taxicabriolet = taxicab + cabriolet
taxidermistuffer = taxidermist + stuffer
tempestorm = tempest + storm
tendernessence = tenderness + essence
thirstarve = thirst + starve
thithere = thither + there
thrustab = thrust + stab
tiptopnotch = tiptop + topnotch
titillatingling = titillating + tingling
tobaccoffee = tobacco + coffee
tradeal = trade + deal
traindoctrinate = train + indoctrinate
tributestimonial = tribute + testimonial
tubelowground = tube + belowground
turnoverturn = turnover + overturn
twisteer = twist + steer
twistir = twist + stir
ultradical = ultra + radical
umpireferee = umpire + referee
uniqueer = unique + queer
unitem = unit + item
varietype = variety + type
vegetablentil = vegetable + lentil
villaintruder = villain + intruder
villainvader = villain + invader
virtuosorcerer = virtuoso + sorcerer
visualisee = visualise + see
washave = wash + shave
washbasink = washbasin + sink
washine = wash + shine
washower = wash + shower
weirdotty = weirdo + dotty
wenchick = wench + chick
whimpulse = whim + impulse
widthickness = width + thickness
wifemale = wife + female
wincrease = win + increase
wisensible = wise + sensible
withinside = within + inside
wobbleaning = wobble + leaning
worldomain = world + domain

Word Fun

Anagrams

Two phrases are anagrams if they have the same letters, but in a different order.
Here are some good anagrams:
  • A Ballet Dancer: Alert, Balanced
  • A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
  • Alec Guinness: Genuine Class
  • Animosity: Is No Amity
  • Bottoms Up: Pubs' Motto
  • Contradiction: Accord not in it
  • Dormitory: Dirty Room
  • Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
  • Listen: Silent
  • Semolina: Is No Meal
  • Slot Machines: Cash Lost in 'em
  • Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
  • The Earthquakes: That Queer Shake
  • The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
  • The Public Art Galleries: Large Picture Halls, I Bet
There are a lot of anagram sites on the web, such as www.anagramgenius.com.

Palindromes

A palindrome is a word or sentence which is spelled the same backwards and forwards.
Here are some good palindromes:
  • A man, a plan, a canal — Panama! (One could reply, "No, it's a banana bastion.")
  • A man, a plan, a cat, a canal — Panama!
  • A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal — Panama!
  • Able was I ere I saw Elba. (Napolean could have said this when he was exiled to the island of Elba, if he spoke English.)
  • Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
  • Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
  • Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
  • Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
  • Dogma? I am God.
  • Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard.
  • Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
  • Ma is as selfless as I am.
  • Madam, I'm Adam. (Eve replied simply, "Eve.")
  • Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
  • No sir, prefer prison.
  • Pa's a sap.
  • Niagara, O roar again.
  • Senile felines
  • Sniff'um muffins.
  • Ten animals I slam in a net.
  • Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
  • Was it a cat I saw?
  • Yreka Bakery (in Yreka, California)
Finnish has the longest palindromic words. Here are several (the longer ones are more contrived).
  • saippuakauppias (15 letters), soap dealer
  • saippurakaruppias (17 letters), soap salesman
  • saippuakivikauppias (19 letters), lye dealer
  • saippuakuppinippukauppias (25 letters), soap cup dealer
The longest common English palindromic word is "redivider" (9 letters). The contrived chemical term "detartrated" has 11 letters.
"Kinnikinnick," the name of a plant and also a dried leaf and bark mixture smoked by Cree indians, is not a palindrome, but it is sometimes (mis)spelled as a palindrome in two different ways: "kinnikinnik" (11 letters) and "kinnik-kinnik" (12 letters). Each half of the last palindrome is itself a palindrome.
The shortest English palindromic word, not counting one-letter words, is "aa," which is a Hawaiian word for a kind of lava.
English needs a synonym for "palindrome" that is itself a palindrome. The word should have meaningful roots, like the word "palindrome", which derives from Greek palin, again + Greek dromos, racecourse or running. Here are some candidate palindromic synonyms for palidrome.
  • retreverter — From "retreat" (from Old French retrere from Latin retrahere), to draw back + Latin vertere , to turn. (From Seth Hoyt.) This is almost perfect. The roots are meaningful. Both roots are Latin. The only drawback is that "retre-" is not as familiar as "retro-".
  • retrovorter — From "retro-", backwards + "vortex" (variant of "vertex", from Latin vertere, turn), turning column. (From Seth Hoyt.) It begins nicely with "retro-", but "vorter" is a stretch.
  • palinilap — From Greek palin, again + English "lap", a racecourse lap or a fold. It has fairly meaningful roots. It is a natural modification of the familiar word "palindrome". A brief web search indicates that this may be the most popular candidate.
  • emordrome — From Greek dromos, racecourse or running. But emor has no appropriate meaning. (Greek emor may mean "without a share".)
  • rotor or rotator — From Latin rota, wheel. A rotation of 180 degrees is kind of like a reversal, but not really.
       
  • mynonym — It sounds like it could be synonym for palindrome. From Greek onyma name. But myn has no appropriate meaning. (Greek myn may mean an excuse, pretense, or diversion.)
  • reversrever — From Latin re, back + vertere, turn. But this word is too contrived.
  • wordrow — From "word" + "row". But it contains no part that means reversal.
If you can think of a better word, please send me a note.

Pangrams

A pangram is a sentence which uses all 26 letters. A minimal pangram uses each letter only once. The following minimal pangram describes the situation in which a wryneck woodpecker from the grasslands of Africa climbed up the side of a male bovid which is grazing on sacred Muslim-owned land:
Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck.
Source: Michael Jones of Chicago, in the Guinness Book.

Repeated Words

Can you correctly punctuate the following, which has 12 "hads" in a row?
Ann where Bob had had had had had had had had had had had had written next to it as a correction.
Answer:
Ann, where Bob had had "had," had had "had had." "Had had" had had "had" written next to it as a correction.
(Ann and Bob were taking a grammar exam.)
The following sentence has 21 "ands" in a row:
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words FISH and AND and AND and CHIPS in my FISH-AND-CHIPS sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before "FISH," and between "FISH" and "and," and "and" and "AND," and "AND" and "and," and "and" and "AND," and "AND" and "and," and "and" and "CHIPS," as well as after "CHIPS?"

Contractions

How many words can be contracted into a single word using apostrophes? Is "I'dn't've" a legal word? It means "I would not have," as in "I'dn't've done that if I were you."

Flags of All Nations

How many flags can you identify?

Afghanistan Albania Algeria Andorra Angola Antigua and Barbuda Argentina Armenia Australia Austria Azerbaijan Bahamas Bahrain Bangladesh Barbados Belarus Belgium Belize Benin Bhutan Bolivia Bosnia and Herzegovina Botswana Brazil Brunei Bulgaria Burkina Faso Burma or Myanmar Burundi Cambodia Cameroon Canada Cape Verde Central African Republic Chad Chile China Colombia Comoros Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Republic of the Costa Rica Cote d'Ivoire Croatia Cuba Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Djibouti Dominica Dominican Republic Ecuador Egypt El Salvador Equatorial Guinea Eritrea Estonia Ethiopia Fiji Finland France Gabon Gambia, The Georgia Germany Ghana Greece Guatemala Guinea Guinea-Bissau Guyana Haiti Honduras Hungary Iceland India Indonesia Iran Iraq Ireland Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Jordan Kazakhstan Kenya Kiribati Korea, North Korea, South Kosovo Kuwait Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon Lesotho Liberia Libya Liechtenstein Lithuania Luxembourg Macedonia Madagascar Malawi Malaysia Maldives Mali Malta Marshall Islands Mauritania Mauritius Mexico Micronesia Moldova Monaco Mongolia Montenegro Morocco Mozambique Namibia Nauru Nepal Netherlands NewZealand Nicaragua Niger Nigeria Norway Oman Pakistan Palau Panama Papua New Guinea Paraguay Peru Philippines Poland Portugal Qatar Romania Russia Rwanda Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Samoa San Marino Sao Tome and Principe Saudi Arabia Senegal Serbia Seychelles Sierra Leone Singapore Slovakia Slovenia Solomon Islands Somalia South Africa South Sudan Spain Sri Lanka Sudan Suriname Swaziland Sweden Switzerland Syria Taiwan Tajikistan Tanzania Thailand Timor-Leste Togo Tonga Trinidad and Tobago Tunisia Turkey Turkmenistan Tuvalu Uganda Ukraine United Arab Emirates United Kingdom United States Uruguay Uzbekistan Vanuatu Venezuela Vietnam Yemen Zambia Zimbabwe
Flag images and data from World Factbook